we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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