so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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