like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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