He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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