You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
my liver is dry heaving
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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