i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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