hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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