I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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