Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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