Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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