ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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