did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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