yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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