That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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