I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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