my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
why do cheetos always look like penises
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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