i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
im on a boat
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