WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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