Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
