You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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