I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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