38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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