I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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