We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
its liver damage thursday
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