Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize
