google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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