I'm really into asian looking animals
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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