He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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