you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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