The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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