he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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