now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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