we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize