Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...