Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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