Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Fuck appropriateness.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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