you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize