Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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