I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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