Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
