I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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