what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
honey bunches of taint.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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