I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Randomize
