did you get engaged???
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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