I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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