Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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