He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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