Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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