What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
cat food counts as protein by the way
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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