do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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