New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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