Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
