when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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