Your tits are I can't wait for
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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