It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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